You know I hate shopping for insurance. So getting a life insurance quote seems like a hassle for me. I know that they are going to send some one down to the house. Draw blood and start running test on me.

Then you have the questions. Do you smoke? Yes. Do you want to quit? Not right now. Did you know that by not smoking we could lower your cost by up to 15%? No I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me that you are going to be ripping me off for the next 10 years.

I know what Kevin is going to say. You should stop smoking. The statistics say that you have a higher death rate and the insurance companies do not want you dieing on them, they need to make money too. Oh, oh, I almost forgot…Oh no I did forget.

Must be that old age. Maybe I should get some life insurance.

Ladies. Have you ever had your guy cook you a meal? If so did you enjoy it? I’m sure it was good. I think that I’m a good cook as well. My wife will tell you that I do not cook enough.

You know why guys good well? We don’t follow any recipes. Yep, you heard it here first, or tenth. It doesn’t matter what the order is. About the only time that I will follow directions on how to cook something is when I’m baking a cake. Other than that, well it is all by taste and smell.

A little bit of spices here, and some there. It is a great meal, and I didn’t have to follow directions. Even more so, guys like to cook on the grill. There are no directions to grill cooking. Cook until you feel it is fit to eat.

So ladies, next time your in the kitchen, how about winging it. You never know what creative food you will come up with.

Why do people not understand the term relax. People seem to feel that I have to be on the go 100% of the time. I work all week, I am on the go. I don’t mind staying home when I have the chance, and doing nothing but play video games.

I used to not know how to relax and enjoy a day just passing away. I understand that I’m not going to be able to have many of them in the future. My wife wants kids. Although, I don’t fully know what that in tells. I know it is not taking a day and doing hardly nothing. I enjoy my days where I don’t have to think so much.

I think that is what is meant by resting on the 7th day. Don’t do anything. Not a thing that you don’t have to. Don’t visit friends, don’t run errands, and for the love of god, do not do work. You can work, make plans, and do things 6 day out of the week. Keep one day to yourself to keep your sanity.