They took no time getting the bills to us. So here is the run down.

X-Rays - 184.00
The Stay - 707.00
The Drugs - 16,784.00

We opened the drug bill first. I was floored, then I remembered that I had to pay for the illegals in the states as well. No really, I remembered that there is not much I can do about it right now. So I went on opening the other bills. I opened them in reverse order from what is listed above. By the time I got to the last bill I wasn’t really floored. Lets try that here.

The Drugs - 16,784.00
The Stay - 707.00
X-Rays - 184.00

See how the lower number at the end kinda make that large number go away, well makes you feel better.

Well I don’t know have much else to say right now. I guess I should have gotten health insurance, but I couldn’t really afford that either. It is a same how much a rip off everything is today. I would like to send a few shout out to those that made my bill so high.

1) Thank you illegals for not paying your bills and making the US public pay for your non-tax paying asses.

2) Thank you people for frivolous law suits, you have made the insurance that doctors carry cost more, thus increasing the cost of health care for everyone. How do you feel about your 3 million settlement now?

3) Just in general, I would like to thank the Hospital for charging us extra because they couldn’t get us out of the hospital faster. You charged us for taking over 30 min for a discharge when you were the hold up, thanks.

If you would like to donate to the manager of the hospital and doctor’s homes and cars, please send your donations via paypal. mark [at] mouseclone [dot] com is the account address. I am sure that they will thank you. I know I will.