1. Write with it, yep that is correct, you can use it for what it was meant to be use for.
2. a Chew toy
3. smoking crack… although if you hold the fire on the end to long you will melt your pipe!
4. shooting spit wads at your cubicle neighbor.
5. Moving something heavy, place them on the floor with caps off, place object on top and rotate pens back to front.
6. drawing on yourself
7. stab someone eye out.
8. stealing them from restaurant servers
9. burning yourself
10. making ink blot cards.
11. as a snorkel
12. a coffee stir
13. as a straw.

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